Thursday, November 12, 2009

George Romero Interviewed in GALLERY [May 1986]

I've talked before about how I'll meet my demise by drowning in a sea of paper ephemera or immolating in a vintage-magazines-and-oily-rags-induced tragedy worthy of brief-but-national news coverage. One of the great things about vintage magazines is the snapshot they provide into the pop-cultural instant of their printing, from the perspectives of content, fashion, and design. The disposable nature of popular interests makes them worth cataloging--and not just because it allows you to point fingers at people around you who claim they weren't among the eleven million people who purchased Vanilla Ice's debut album or that they didn't wear Jams. That's just a deeply satisfying fringe benefit.

I like this circa-1986 interview with George Romero for a number of reasons:
  1. The nifty painting of a rather hale-and-hearty-looking Mr. Romero surrounded by a homogenized group of zombies.
  2. Romero dodges questions regarding the upcoming shooting of "Pet Sematary," a movie produced by Romero's Laurel Productions that scared me in no small measure as a Tiny Tenebrous, along with some discussion of "Creepshow" and its yet-to-emerge sequel. And yes, "Creepshow" freaked me out as a not-so-Tiny Tenebrous. I blame it on the piano soundtrack.
  3. This interview appeared in the same issue of GALLERY as one of my all-time favorite pieces of erotic writing.
  4. The awesome ads at the end--if zombies and independent filmmakers aren't your bag, just buy an upskirt video and call it a day.

George Romero - GALLERY 1986 - 1 of 5

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George Romero - GALLERY 1986 - 3 of 5

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George Romero - GALLERY 1986 - 5 of 5

As an added bonus, here's an extraordinarily terrifying ad presumably targeted at transvestites. The terrors of the disembodied nipples are exceeded by the horrors of the built-in cameltoe panties.

GALLERY Magazine Ad

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

The Destructible Man LIVE in New York City

Let's be honest with one another here, interpals--there's a long, dark teatime of the soul that begins with the throbbing post-Halloween hangover and doesn't ease its stranglehold on one's fragile, spooky psyche until sometime in March, when the weather starts getting warm enough to venture outdoors for any length of time. It's in this spirit that I'm extra-vigilant in tracking down nifty events that take place during the Winter months.

Leave it to the heroes at 92YTribeca to continue their tradition of weird and wonderful screenings and seminars year-round! Coming up on November 20th at 8:00pm, the internet's own Flying Maciste Brothers, stars of computer screens everywhere and gatekeepers of The Destructible Man, will be co-hosting an evening of FABULOUS DUMMY DEATHS. 1,000 dummy deaths for an entry fee of ten bucks--that works out to a cost of a penny a death, people. You just can't beat a bargain like that!

Tickets are available online at the 92YTribeca website--be forewarned that the theatre is small, so get your admission in advance.

Also, a little groovy-jazz-electro music to brighten your November morning - Horror Disco by Bottin (thank you, Prof. Jack!):


Monday, November 9, 2009

"The Abominable Dr. Phibes" [1971] and "Dr. Phibes Rises Again" [1972]


"The Abominable Dr. Phibes" easily ranks among my favorite horror films of all time. Its blend of creepiness, comedy and unique visual style make it a gem of the genre even before we get to the fact that the inimitable Vincent Price takes on the lead role. Every frame brims with goodness--from the dry British humor of the dialogue to the outrageous Art Deco by way of Swinging Sixties London decor, there's not a dull instant in this movie.

The story finds mad scientist, celebrated organist, and Biblical scholar Dr. Anton Phibes (played with a somberness that's downright cheeky by Our Man Vincent) seeking vengeance for his wife's death at the hands of a group of surgeons who failed to save her after a tragic car accident. Scarred mentally and physically, Dr. Phibes works with his gorgeous, mute, and probably-hella-crazy assistant Vulnavia to to bring the Plagues of Egypt down upon the unfortunate medical men. Increasingly baroque modes of murder are employed (I shall spoil none of them here, just in case some of you haven't seen the movie yet!) until the final show-down between Phibes and Dr. Vesalius (an admirably with-it Joseph Cotten). There are bumbling police officers and eccentric scholars peppered throughout the movie, but the element that makes my black little heart sing is the visual design. Let's take a moment to admire Virginia North as Vulnavia, who changes outfits in virtually every scene (sometimes even between walking from one room to another):

"The Abominable Dr. Phibes" Film Still

"The Abominable Dr. Phibes" Film Still

"The Abominable Dr. Phibes" Film Still

"The Abominable Dr. Phibes" Film Still
THIS is perhaps the best sexy chauffeur outfit in cinema. Everything is perfect, from her cropped gloves to her translucent silk blouse. Not shown here are the bloused black silk breeches and knee-high patent boots.
"The Abominable Dr. Phibes" Film Still

The sets are a clever combination of psychedelic Op Art and Roaring Twenties Deco whose flat, comic-book style underscores the fantastical nature of the movie. This is pure escapism whose aesthetic incongruities create a world that's truly one-of-a-kind.

Or... well, one-of-a-kind aside from its sequel, "Dr. Phibes Rises Again." I dig Phibes II because SOME Phibes is better than NO Phibes, but it's so close to its pitch-perfect predecessor that it's all too easy to see where things are getting a little threadbare. The camerawork isn't as elegant, ditching the long-shot Busby Berkeley-inspired establishing shots and musical interludes entirely and integrating some gritty-ish handheld work that does no favors to the material. In this movie, Dr. Phibes and Vulnavia (now played by the Britt-Ekland-ish Valli Kemp) are back, now attempting to revive Victoria Phibes in a mystical River Of Life beneath a pharaoh's tomb. They're pitted against Darius Beiderbeck (Robert Quarry, who I just CANNOT warm up to, alas), an arrogant adventurer in search of eternal life. The dry humor is present and the plot pops along at a pleasant pace. While Vulnavia looks incredible, alas her outfits don't change as much, and some are even--*gasp*--recycled. That shouldn't stop us from admiring some of her signature looks for a moment, though:

"Dr. Phibes Rises Again" Film Still

"Dr. Phibes Rises Again" Film Still

"Dr. Phibes Rises Again" Film Still

"Dr. Phibes Rises Again" Film Still

"Dr. Phibes Rises Again" Film Still
ZOMG Shiek Outfit!!!! Granted, in a perfect world SHE would be wearing the robes and headpiece, but Our Man Vincent cuts quite the dashing figure here.
"Dr. Phibes Rises Again" Film Still

For its pretty much limitless re-watch potential, style excellence, and wicket wit, let's raise a glass or two to the Dr. Phibes films. They just don't make 'em like THAT anymore!

Friday, November 6, 2009

Lars Von Trier's "Antichrist"


Confession: I do not plan on seeing Lars Von Trier's "Antichrist" even though it features Charlotte Gainsbourg and Willem Dafoe, two performers that I admire immensely. Even the theme of the film--that "nature is Satan's church"--is something I can get behind. Suffice to say I don't like spending time anyplace that doesn't have artificial climate. Why, then, am I avoiding this movie? Simply put, my days of cinematic endurance tests are behind me and this movie was tailor-made to create a heavy emotional response. Also, while the genital mutilation is what seems to be earning the majority of the public's collective cringe-response, I'm just totally not-digging on the animalstuff. Yeah, I know--baby-doom and weiner-stabbings are fine, but when was the last time a baby bird cut YOU off in traffic?

HOWEVER, I'm glad the movie exists because it's occasioned some really interesting criticism from several of my favorite blogs. While I'm over here, not-watching "Antichrist," I urge you to check out some of these fantastic reviews:

Kindertrauma's take on "Antichrist" [I love Unkle Lancifer and Aunt John more and more EVERY SINGLE DAY, friends]

Thursday, November 5, 2009

Greatest Fashion Statements in Exploitation Cinema History

The bespangled dhoti pants I saw at Top Shop recently have convinced me that fashion has utterly abandoned me for the time being. Lunatics have taken over the asylum, and I'm left holding a chopped-up "Zombie versus Shark" t-shirt as the only evidence that I've purchased any clothing at all in the past several months. In the spirit of escapism (and working through my post-Halloween-partum depression), let's take a look at some of the incredible fashion statements that come to us from cinema.

"Satanik" Film Still

Lady Diabolik-style striptease outfit from "Satanik." It pains me in no small measure that I don't have a job where this would be the uniform. I need to start my lucrative career in cat-burglary STAT. Speaking of which--why doesn't anybody talk about cat-burglary anymore?

"Blood for Dracula" Film Still

This hair-collar greatcoat from "Blood for Dracula" is only one of the reasons I adore Udo Kier's portrayal of a foppish, decaying, aristocratic Count.

"Ilsa, Harem Keeper of the Oil Sheiks" Film Still

Ilsa's formalwear in "Ilsa: Harem Keeper of the Oil Sheiks" inspires me to new heights of cutting up my clothing. I'm pretty sure the assistance of her two hench-babes is crucial to being able to get *into* and *out of* this particular get-up.

"Santo and Blue Demon vs. Dracula and Wolf Man" Film Still

"Vengeance of the Zombies" Film Still

[Tie] Turban and natty suit from "Vengeance of the Zombies" and lucha libre masks with business casual attire in "Santo and Blue Demon vs. Dracula and the Wolfman." What I'm trying to say is: HEADGEAR, gentlemen. Get all over that junk. It's unpossible for me to choose between the quiet sophistication of a swami's turban or the rough-and-ready machismo of a Mexican wrestling mask. Protip: Choose one OR the other--both would just be gauche.

"Modesty Blaise" Film Still

The she-sheik getup from "Modesty Blaise" exemplifies how the ladies can work this look into their apparel. Much as I didn't dig "Modesty Blaise" as a film, I just can't get the fashions out of my mind! Everyone looked simply gorgeous in this film. Let's take a moment to collectively swoon over the sheer amount of groovy on display here, shall we? *swoon*

"Salon Kitty" Film Still

Wallenberg's wardrobe in "Salon Kitty" is jaw-droppingly elaborate and sumptuous in every scene. This character has got more wardrobe changes than Madonna, and I love him for that.

"Lizard in a Woman's Skin" Film Still

Carol Hammond's wardrobe in "Lizard in a Woman's Skin" is actually a look I've been striving to emulate for some time in actual f'reals non-ironic real life. I don't have Florinda Balkan's icy severity, so I just come off looking like a very small, somewhat spazzy witchfinder general. I like to think that just means I've put my own stamp on the theme.

"Virgins from Hell" Film Still

Mr. Tiger in "Virgins from Hell" is the coolest motherfucker on the planet. Make no goddamn mistake about that.

"Beyond the Valley of the Dolls" Film Still

"Case of the Bloody Iris" Film Still

[Tie] Body paint in "Beyond the Valley of the Dolls" and "The Case of the Bloody Iris." No, really--YOU try to choose whether Haji or Edwige wore it better. I double dog dare you.

"Dorian Gray" Film Still

The zebra coat and oversized hat from "Dorian Gray" are just astonishing. It is to my eternal consternation that Baron XIII still refuses to don this outfit, even though I've told him that the internet demands it of him.

Sunday, November 1, 2009

Halloween in the Tenebrous Empire - Remaking "Dead Snow"

Kate - Halloween 2009

It's November 1st, which means that I've slept till post-noon after another truly epic Halloween debauch. Baron XIII and I have been troopers for the past several nights, cramming a year's worth of partying and fancy dress into a few days. We've learned a lot of things:

Baron XIII - Halloween 2009
  • You can ride the New York City subway dressed as a Nazi zombie and people will adore you--but ONLY on October 31st. Related: I am probably on the Facebook pages of everyone who attended the Smack! Party last night.
  • There is a finite amount of alcohol that the human body can contain at any given point.
  • I think I'm older than all of the members of the current line-up of Christian Death.
Kate with "Lady Gaga"
  • I saw several Lady Gagas--all of them actual ladies and all of them in different outfits.
  • When it's 2am and everyone in the party is drunk, you will still get cruised even if you are wearing skull makeup.

I'm planning on spending today crashed in front of teevee and enjoying everyone else's Halloween pictures. I think the next 364 days will give me just enough time to plan for next year!

Saturday, October 31, 2009

Happy Halloween from the Tenebrous Empire

Well, it's the final and most vital night of my marathon Halloween, but before I get off to another night of greasepaint, fancy hats, and general debauch, I wanted to wish all my interpals an extraordinarily joyful Goth Christmas--I mean... HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

Below are some photos from an event I attended last night at the Cathedral of St. John the Divine in New York City. Every year on October 30th, the Cathedral presents a screening of a spooky silent film with live organ accompaniment, followed by the Procession of the Ghouls, a live puppetry and costume performance put together by the same folks who create the puppets that mark the beginning of the annual Village Halloween Parade. It's a gorgeous sight to behold, and I highly recommend this event to anyone who's spending the creepiest of holidays in New York City.

Cathedral of St. John the Divine - October 30 2009

Cathedral of St. John the Divine - October 30 2009

Cathedral of St. John the Divine - October 30 2009

Cathedral of St. John the Divine - October 30 2009


And for those who are curious as to what *I* have been wearing:

October 29, 2009 - Amazon Princess:

Kate - October 29 2009

October 30, 2009 - Merry Widow [alert the History Channel--there are ORBS IN THIS PHOTO]:

Kate - October 30, 2009

October 31, 2009 - WATCH THIS SPACE!