I have no problem admitting that I get into a crankier-than-usual mood during this particular time of year. I dislike New Year's celebrations (friggin' PARTY AMATEURS) and the cold weather conspires to keep me indoors where I can stew in my own melancholy. In short, I'm not a happy Tenebrous at the moment.
There are some things that help to improve my mood. I'll share two here. Consider it "a little something for the ladies and also for the gentlemen who are so inclined--hey, I don't judge."
Dandyish Helmut Berger:
Pantsless Helmut Berger:
Ohhh Mr. Berger--you achieve levels of fabulousness that mere mortals can only hope to attain. Seriously. When was the last time YOU looked that suave wearing a vest and pantaloons composed of quilting squares? I'll answer that for you--NEVER.