Let's face it--Snake Plissken is a lot cooler than you are. He's got 100% more eyepatch, 200% more heavy firearms, and 100% more hott leather buckle boots. That's 400% more coolness than the average fellow on the street, by my accounting.
Well, the fine folks at Motor Cowboy want to help even the odds just a little bit by selling you a custom-made replica of Snake's boots from "Escape from New York." Next time you have a spare $600 lying around, I recommend paying them a visit. FYI--they also offer a variety of eyepatch-optional styles.
For reference, here's the rest of the outfit that's intended to go with those boots, folks: