He looks fantastic as a brooding pimp, whether he's simply sporting the styles, as shown above, or whether taking it to a rather literal level as commandant of Salon Kitty:
Newsboy? Pimp? Pimp moonlighting as a newsboy? It's a brave statement, people.
"Help! I'm trapped in a box!" Demonstrating the same kind of depth and breadth of range as described above: a baberbshop quartet member who breaks away to live his dream of performing as a mime!
No. Not really. But I'll confess I'd still watch that movie, just to bask in the gloriousness of those cheekbones (and hopefully to bear witness to one of Helmut Berger's amazing cinematic hissy fits--nobody throws a hissy fit like he does... except, perhaps, for Udo Kier, but that's a matter for another post).
And because, my fellow Berger-fans, you've been so patient, here's the Pantsless Part for you:
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Oooh. As attractive as the last pic is (wiping drool from keyboard), I must say that Berger-in-uniform gives me the same sort-of-wrong delight as you.
Many thanks for the Berger-love. Of course now you know I have that song from "Faceless" going through my head again.
I LOL'd at the barbershop mime. The thing is, I can totally see someone who'd made his career as the first dreaming of becoming the second. Though not, perhaps, someone like Helmut.
The pimp coat and hat is indeed a stylish ensemble, but the Super-Nazi outfit takes the swastika-shaped cake. Seriously, this guy should have Captain America chained to a dungeon wall on the cover of a Mature Readers comic. Somebody make that happen!
Comment verification: "JORCULA." I can only assume this is one of Drac's lesser known relatives, widely reviled for his habit of laughing while feeding and shooting blood out his nose. ;)
That Salon Kitty outfit is fucking awesome. Or mental. Well, maybe both. I doubt many could carry it off like Helmut did.
Costuminatrix, oh you mean THIS song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epgBZQJZi4U
"Destination nowhere..." I love that movie more than is entirely healthy.
>>this guy should have Captain America chained to a dungeon wall on the cover of a Mature Readers comic
And with that, the Vicar created a new Special Need in my Spank Bubble. Thanks for that. It's crowded enough in there already!
Tyrant, I am totally with you. H'Berger is in a class entirely by himself, and for that I salute him! Though not that KIND of salute. Maybe just raising a toast would be safer...
Yep. Definitely needs a dose of Diabolik. Oh, the slash fiction I could write about THAT pairing...
Gorgeous seventies hunk.
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