...And now that we've cleansed our respective palates a smidge, let's get back to basking in looniness, shall we? Sex is everywhere in the VIVA woman's world, and what better way to demonstrate one's devotion to the debauched than by keeping one's wallet inside of a disembodied ass?
Holy Jesus--that looks like something out of Ed Gein's house. Sadly, we'll have to wait till NEXT season to see if nipple belts ever gain popularity. Disembodied ass not your cup of tea? How about disembodied breasts, navel, testicles and penis, as shown below in an "advertorial" on "Kinky Christmas Gifts?"
It's clear that not every VIVA reader was a fleshly fashionista. How else to explain these (actually kind of AWESOME) t-shirts, advertised in the back of the mag?
I'd be lying if I told you I wouldn't wear a "Frankenstein Supports My Boobs" t-shirt. Just sayin'.
Tomorrow: Erotica a la VIVA aka: There Will Be Wieners.