The Jean Rollin Weird Wobbler bobblehead figure from Cult Collectibles. Now you can think of nothing else, right? The demented geniuses who turned "Dolemite's" Rudy Ray Moore and "Demons'" Geretta Geretta into bizarro desk decorations designed to make all your colleagues uneasy are creating what may very well be the strangest-ever tribute to the French Master of the Fantastique.
This limited edition figure--only 250 pieces are being made--is slated to hit the grabby hands of collectors in November 2012.
I will weep tears of joy if he's emerging from a grandfather clock onto the sands of Dieppe.